Total Medals Earned: 4,044 (From 441 different games.) Total Medal Score: 68,475 Points
Medals Earned: 15/16 (445/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Medals Earned: 4/15 (30/515 points)
Survive the first encounter.
Survive the second encounter.
Survive the third encounter.
Survive the fourth encounter.
Cut down 20 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Survive the fifth encounter.
Survive the sixth encounter.
Survive the eighth encounter.
Cut down 100 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Survive the seventh encounter.
Survive the ninth encounter.
Cut down 250 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Complete the story mode.
Cut down 100 enemies in 360 degrees survival mode.
Complete the 360 degrees story mode.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (40/40 points)
At least there's food this time.
Exactly what the title says.
...
At least the pillow cushioned the fall?
ULTIMATE! SPY!
Not quite right...
Warm Sisterly Feels
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Find Bert the Clown before he finds you!
Finally wake up
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/45 points)
Found the hidden troll face.
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (20/20 points)
A date. With coffee.
Didn't get a Date.
Declined a date.
Kisses, kisses, kisses.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (25/25 points)
Ringing in your ears, late, late, late...
It's colorful, at least.
I think it was tasty?
Or maybe it has terrible taste.
They're not helping...
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/245 points)
Kills a sperm
Play the game
Survive through the first level.
Survive through the second level.
Survive for 20 seconds in survival mode.Meme brane.
Survive for 40 seconds in survival mode.
Survive through the third level.
Survive in the womb for 90 seconds and thus beating the game.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
You managed to escape
Medals Earned: 19/19 (355/355 points)
No whine and dine! Just dining.
Poor Ren...
Food coma galore.
Warm and savory stew.
Chicken and pasta! Delicious.
With pesto and tomatoes!
Noodles and lettuce?
Oodles of noodles and... stuff.
Stir-fried with... stuff.
Soup. With... stuff.
Yummy, yummy noodles.
Hearty and filling.
It's not alive!
Nora's Favorite.
Crispy and crunchy, yet chewy.
Easy and delicious to eat!
Lots to eat! Meat, meat, meat.
Soft and full of meaty goodness.
Cooking up a frenzy!