Total Medals Earned: 3,915 (From 423 different games.) Total Medal Score: 66,780 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (25/25 points)
Ringing in your ears, late, late, late...
It's colorful, at least.
I think it was tasty?
Or maybe it has terrible taste.
They're not helping...
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/245 points)
Kills a sperm
Play the game
Survive through the first level.
Survive through the second level.
Survive for 20 seconds in survival mode.Meme brane.
Survive for 40 seconds in survival mode.
Survive through the third level.
Survive in the womb for 90 seconds and thus beating the game.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
You managed to escape
Medals Earned: 19/19 (355/355 points)
No whine and dine! Just dining.
Poor Ren...
Food coma galore.
Warm and savory stew.
Chicken and pasta! Delicious.
With pesto and tomatoes!
Noodles and lettuce?
Oodles of noodles and... stuff.
Stir-fried with... stuff.
Soup. With... stuff.
Yummy, yummy noodles.
Hearty and filling.
It's not alive!
Nora's Favorite.
Crispy and crunchy, yet chewy.
Easy and delicious to eat!
Lots to eat! Meat, meat, meat.
Soft and full of meaty goodness.
Cooking up a frenzy!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 19/21 (440/500 points)
When the cat is away, the mice will play.
You got the kid's knife.
You guide blind people.
You found a rotten finger.
You know your cables and wires.
You help children change their stories.
You discovered a way to the sewers.
You got a car key.
You got an other key.
You fed a rat.
You seem to have a heart for children.
Limbs and fingers are your thing.
You found the Roofer's treasure.
You stole 30K from a Whale Guy.
Clubber's dead, the kid's free and you got something to eat.
You're a cold hearted killer.
You're a killer with a heart.
To kill or be killed – that is the question.
I guess you're visually impaired.
You're a goon now – or more precisely you were one.
Medals Earned: 13/13 (370/370 points)
Kill Brigand in Armor
Kill Giant
Kill Giant in Armor
Kill Barbarian Bull Rider
Kill Destroyer
Kill Troll
Kill King Golem
Kill Metal Machine
Kill Wooden Machine
Kill Death Machine
Kill Scorpion King
Kill War-mammoth
Kill Dark Lord
Medals Earned: 7/7 (65/65 points)
Failure to find her targets.
Not as out-of-sight as Nora thought.
No one would recognize Nora, or so she thought.
It was a nice book...
Those chips were yummy, though...
She's happy you're okay, though.
Nora is best at drawing, or so she says.
Medals Earned: 16/16 (495/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game